Been very busy..

Yeah, busy preparing for my upcoming business trip to Switzerland this Sunday. Although me and Mae have been there before in 2003, there are still lots of things to prepare, due to the cold weather in Europe now. Damn, I hate packing!

In the mean time, a filler post.

Handjob

Blowjob

The climax

By the way, she's not my friend. I don't know her.

Adriana Lima on latest issue of GQ

Guys, read this: Adriana Lima has yet to be deflowered!! Fuckin no way. But that's what she claimed during her interview by GQ:

The Brazilian beauty, the ninety-seventh highest-paid famous person in the world according to Forbes.

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Are you a one-guy woman?
Of course! I’m a Catholic.

Look, I’m Catholic, too, but there’s a lot of things about the church that make it hard to date within its rules, don’t you think?
Like what?

Birth control, premarital sex…
Well, you know, sex is just for after marriage.

Say what?
Sex is for after marriage.

Are you saying you’re not going to have sex before marriage?
Exactly.

You mean you’ve never had sex?
That’s why I have to say.

You sure about this?
Yes.

What? No fucking?

How do men respond to the fact that you plan to, you know, wait?
I don’t care. They have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.

Who was your first boyfriend?
I have just three boyfriends in my life.

Get out.
And this is the third one now.

Yeah right.

You can read her full interview here. Very interesting.

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On another note:

Kate Moss buys 24K gold vibrator.

I wonder what is like being "screwed" by a 24K gold vibrator? More orgasmic? Kate Moss certainly thinks so.

Jimmyjane Metal Vibrator description:
"Sleek, silent and waterproof, it's decadence distilled. Take it in the pool, chill it in the fridge - or ride your bike in the rain with one in the basket. Jimmyjane's precious metal vibrators can be etched with limited edition designs and, if you like, personalized with words of your choice."

What the fuck?

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Oh by the way, Paris Hilton got bored in a fashion show, again! Damn funny, check it out.

The School Meme

ST tagged me, so here goes:

How many schools did I go to?
Primary education at SRJK (C) Chung Hwa along Jalan Ampang, then 1 year at SM Seri Ampang before I moved to Setapak High School until form 6.

Next, 2 years in APIIT and final year at University of Portsmouth.

So, 5 in total including tertiary education.

Was I the studious nerd, or the last minute hero?
Up to form 3, I was a studious nerd, then after SRP I just loose it and became a last minute hero.

Was I the class ‘taiko’ or the teacher’s pet?
During my primary, I was the teacher's pet and even became head of prefect. But when I got into secondary, I can't be bothered anymore and I sort of mixed with my bunch all the time. Not a 'taiko' but no one dares to bully me either.

What was the biggest rule I broke in school?
Smoking in school toilet. We even kept our cigarette boxes on the ceiling of the toilet. Wonder if they are still there now?

Three subjects I enjoyed.
History. I don't know why, but I just love it, especially on World history like WW1 and WW2. Hate Malaysian history though.

Moral Education. Because it was the time where we can disappear from class! Moral my ass.

No third subject. Nothing else special to me. But I do hate Maths and Physics.

Three teachers that inspired me.
Sadly, none. They were just doing their job, and I was doing mine. Hey, how come I don't feel sad at all.

And I'm tagging geovanni.

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On another note, I wasn't able to watch F1 @ Sepang and I was pretty dissapointed, until I saw Kimi crashed in the freakin 1st lap. Tiu. Can you imagine that? Fuckin 1st lap!

In the end I'm glad that I wasn't there. Fix your blardy rear suspension la, cheebye McLaren!

Thank god the Kop won, Federer won, Maria won and Chelsea lost muahaha!

"I'm as serious as an erection problem."

An amuzing quote from The Matador. But really, there is nothing serious about this hitman movie. In fact, it's pretty sweet since it's about the friendship between the hitman (Brosnan) and the businessman (Kinnear).

The Matador, simple, not too serious, just nice

Unlike most hitman movies, The Matador is quite refreshing and interesting to watch. Brosnan acted very all and even got himself nominated for this year Golden Globe Awards. Personally I think Brosnan is one of the best candidate to play the roles of spy and womaniser. Yeah, he's cool.

I wanted to give it a 7, but then I think The Matador deserves a 7.5, just because of the strong play from Brosnan, as well as all the interesting quotes from the movie. Here's another one:

"I hate Catholic countries. All blushy, blushy. No sucky fucky."

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Seems like so many things going on this weekend, F1 @ Sepang, Toyota Rev Party @ Bar Savannh, MATTA Fair @ PWTC, Renault Pit Party with Tiesto @ Sepang, Home Ownership Campaign @ KL Convention Centre, BMW Car Exhibition @ Jalan P Ramlee and even, check this out, Cosmetic Surgery and Beauty Exhibition @ KL Convention Centre! Hmm.. So do we get discount there if we want to do nip and tuck?

I'm expecting some nice deals on F1 tickets, hopefully I'll get it. Finger crossed.

Go kick some ass Kimi!

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Can you feel the heat already? Have an awesome weekend y'all.

Mondo Magic is teh pwn!

Did you catch them on AXN last night? Simply awesome right? Lucky Singaporeans!

Chris Korn and JB Benn

I like the part where they interact with TV audience. I know there must be some tricks behind those magic, but they are just simply freakin amazing. I even remember I selected 2 different cards, from the same episode, but each time they were able to predict it accurately! How the fuck they do that?

Chris, the fun guy. But somehow I can't find more info on him from the web. Anyone mind sharing with me?

JB Benn, the serious guy. Check out his website, his clients include Citigroup and Merill Lynch!

JB performing on Oprah

Does anyone know where I can get Mondo Magic DVD collection? Love that show!

Mae is officially a certified Tandem Skydiver

This happened when we were still in Australia back in August last year. She was looking for bungee jump but since the price for tandem skydiving is not much higher than bungee, we thought what the heck, might as well go for skydiving right?

We decided to go with Skydive Ramblers due to recommendation from my ex-colleague in Brisbane. They turned out to be very friendly and most importantly, very experienced indeed.

The Skydive Ramblers office at Coolum Beach, Sunshine Coast

Mae with the instructor, Wayne

All geared up. Too bad I can't board the plane with them. I've always wanted to fly in small planes

This is the best photo I captured, just before they touched down. Damn, I really need to polish my skills

Touching down on a beautiful beach, cool huh? "So how was it dear?"

"Absolutely fantastic!" Damn, I'm so proud of her!

Full video here

And no, I didn't jump. I chickened out okay. Shuddup already.