Fuck You, TNB!

I was happily watching Stephen Chow's classic on tele, when suddenly "pop", everything went dark. No way man, this is so NOT happening.. I was talking to myself as I go outside to check out the rest of neighbourhood. Guess what? The houses on the opposite rows still power-on. Machaohai!

Well, this is Malaysia and sometimes shit does happens, so I guess it'll be quick and short power outage. FUCKING WRONG! Niamah, power went out before midnight, and by 1am still no sign of recovering. So I called TNB hotline, and without surprise, line was freakin busy. Kept trying for 15min and finally I was greeted with the usual IVR stuff. By now I was sweating like pig already, chaohai why so damn hot nowdays?

As usual, "technician is on the way", "we are looking at 1-2 hours recovery time" bla bla bla same shit. I can do nothing apart from cursing and swearing. And this went on and on.. 2am.. 3am.. 4am.. Chibai how come still no power wan? PUKIMAK.. no aircond and mossies were constant menace..

Finally I passed out on the living floor.. and the next time I feel my aircond running, it was already 7am, not to mention my body was damn itchy and sticky from all the sweating and the mossy bites. Man.. if you were in KL last night, can you imagine going to bed without aircond?

So to all of you in TNB..

FUCKYOUPUKIMAKHAMKACHAN
TIUNIASENGCIPETLANJIAOKNNCCB-BEI YAN TIU!!!