The Best "Out-Of-Office Reply" You Can Set. If You Dare..

"Out-Of-Office" Auto-Reply:

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brainremoved so that I may be promoted to management.

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mailwill be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and isunable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can seehow many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive areply in approximately 19 weeks.

9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by yourPC for my response.

11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother toleave me any messages.

12: I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

13: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of'Steve'.

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On another note, Robbie Williams has cancelled his upcoming tour to South East Asia and India. Reason: He needs to take a break after his on-going Europe tour, before continue performing in South America.

WTF? Our money is not money is it? Pukimak you. Fucking wasted my time booking the tickets. Now I have to go through all the trouble again to get the refund back. Fucking brilliant Robbie. Here's what I think of all this bull:

PS: Don't watch The Wicker Man. Suck big time. Worst Nicholas Cage movie EVAR!!

Choices in Life

I'm thinking of upgrading my cellphone, eventhough my Nokia 6230 still serves me well, except the speaker doesn't work sometimes. Money is not an issue.. because I can claim from company! w00t!

Basically it's down to Sony Ericsson's K800i or Nokia's N73.

SE K800i.

Nokia N73.

Both having 3.2 megapixel camera. Sweet.

N73 is slightly more expensive than K800i, but it's slimmer and I'm used to Nokia's interface as well as functions. My heart goes for N73, unless you have any other view or suggestions?

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Speaking of choices..

Leah Dizon

Petra Nemcova

Which one you'd choose? Car model or Supermodel?

Superbabe - Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell is so hawt.

She recently posed topless for Zoo Magazine in EPL Club kits. Check out some of them:

Keeley Hazell in West Ham kit.

Keeley Hazell in Charlton kit.

Keeley Hazell in Arsenal kit.

For more photos on that issue, go here

For more on Keeley, go here

Weekend is near. Have a good one y'all!

Farewells

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin killed.

On September 4, 2006, shortly after 11:00 am, Irwin was killed in a marine accident while filming an underwater documentary in the Great Barrier Reef off the Low Isles near Port Douglas, north of Cairns, Queensland, Australia. He was stung through the chest by a stingray, causing a fatal wound.

Steve Irwin, 1962 - 2006

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Andre Agassi retires after 3rd-round loss at US Open

Thank you Andre.

Bah. I hate Monday.