Friday, December 29, 2006
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Boxing Day Blooper
5 defenders playing and this guy still manage to score! machaohai!
Unlucky Bellamy, our best player last night. Player of the Match goes to Tugay, the Roy Keane of Blackburn.
All in all, bad performance, bad result, bad line-up by Rafa, again.
Finnan - Poor, awkward run, as always.
Reina, Hyypia, Agger, Carra - Guilty for that goal.
Riise - Why was he playing when we got Gonzalez already?
Alonso - Dreaming in 1st half. Unlucky in 2nd half.
Gonzalez - Fucking poor, bad passing, cannot run. Speedy my ass.
Gerrard - Below par. Recovering from X'mas hang-over. KNNMCH!
Crouch - Mothafucker. My grandfather's first touch is even better! Cibai.
Kuyt, Garcia - Too late.
Fowler - Is he watching from above? Where is GOD?
Pick yourself up Stevie! Stop loitering in midfield and start charging forward damnit!
From 3rd to 6th. Arghhh! Damn pissed!
Friday, December 22, 2006
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Eragon sucks. 300 rocks!
Eragon. Ppfffbbbbtttt!! Kid's stuff. Can't believe I watched it. Yuck.
Can't wait for 2007:
Ghost Rider looks promising.
300 is definitely a must watch for Frank Miller's fans.
Just watch the trailer here, goddamnit!
Thursday, December 14, 2006
International Thinking
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you using Bill Gates's (an American) technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans..
and now being read by a Malaysian who should be working instead!
That, my friend, is Globalization.
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you using Bill Gates's (an American) technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans..
and now being read by a Malaysian who should be working instead!
That, my friend, is Globalization.
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Office poster of the day :)