You'll never walk alone

the cyber journal of spiller

Thursday, December 14, 2006

International Thinking

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you using Bill Gates's (an American) technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans..

and now being read by a Malaysian who should be working instead!

That, my friend, is Globalization.


Office poster of the day :)


At Thursday, December 14, 2006 9:02:00 PM, Blogger Dabido said...

Totally Amazing! And I'm an Aussie reading it [just to add to the list]. ;-)

At Thursday, December 14, 2006 9:11:00 PM, Blogger anttyk said...

Heh heh heh. The cat looks like Din's Fluffy.

At Friday, December 15, 2006 1:50:00 AM, Blogger geovanni said...

I expect to see some asses... well, first time I got disappointed!


At Friday, December 15, 2006 11:07:00 AM, Blogger spiller said...

dabido: yeah, it's amazing innit? :)

anttyk: haha.. true that.

geovanni: eh, my site only display fine ass okay? must be damn cun wan. need time to find la, patient my homey ;)

At Friday, December 15, 2006 11:36:00 AM, Anonymous lily al-maktoum said...

didn't realise globalisation is so complicated. thought all we have to do is bonk a foreigner

At Friday, December 15, 2006 12:12:00 PM, Blogger spiller said...

lily dear, somehow your nick manage to make me creepy..


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