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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

The Best "Out-Of-Office Reply" You Can Set. If You Dare..

"Out-Of-Office" Auto-Reply:

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brainremoved so that I may be promoted to management.

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mailwill be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and isunable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can seehow many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive areply in approximately 19 weeks.

9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by yourPC for my response.

11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother toleave me any messages.

12: I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

13: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of'Steve'.

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On another note, Robbie Williams has cancelled his upcoming tour to South East Asia and India. Reason: He needs to take a break after his on-going Europe tour, before continue performing in South America.

WTF? Our money is not money is it? Pukimak you. Fucking wasted my time booking the tickets. Now I have to go through all the trouble again to get the refund back. Fucking brilliant Robbie. Here's what I think of all this bull:



PS: Don't watch The Wicker Man. Suck big time. Worst Nicholas Cage movie EVAR!!

13 Comments:

At Friday, September 22, 2006 4:11:00 PM, Blogger anttyk said...

Yeah man... I was pissed about the cancellation too.

 
At Friday, September 22, 2006 7:06:00 PM, Blogger lilyliverbird said...

"I don't read mails which has no Keeley Hazel in the subject ":p

p/s: are you using IE? Firefox better for uploading piccies.

 
At Friday, September 22, 2006 7:31:00 PM, Blogger spiller said...

anttyk: exactly.

lily: thanks for the tip. It really works with Firefox.

useless IE.

 
At Monday, September 25, 2006 1:27:00 AM, Blogger anttyk said...

Haha. Your third finger is funny looking. Long too.

 
At Monday, September 25, 2006 12:32:00 PM, Blogger spiller said...

anttyk: not my finger la. i googled for that picture. :P

 
At Monday, September 25, 2006 9:15:00 PM, Blogger geovanni said...

Sekarang masuk bulan Ramadhan... so your photo is haram... :)

 
At Monday, September 25, 2006 10:26:00 PM, Blogger Kenny Ng said...

LOL... y so many ppl so pissed off nowdays? i saw the 'middle finger' pic everywhere now. cool down bro!

 
At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:37:00 PM, Blogger spiller said...

geovanni: haha.. what does it got to do with me?

kenny: of coz pissed la, sudah purchase online then suddenly cancel. now still waiting for refund procedures. damn tulan la like that!

 
At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:18:00 PM, Blogger lilyliverbird said...

cheh. that's not your finger? i was just admiring the length :p

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 1:44:00 AM, Blogger spiller said...

lily: eh! mine could be longer ya now? ;)

 
At Friday, September 29, 2006 11:03:00 AM, Blogger PrincessRen said...

hahahaahh lily. i agree too. i also admire the length of the middle finger. hehe...

 
At Friday, September 29, 2006 3:53:00 PM, Blogger spiller said...

princessren: -_-"

 
At Monday, October 02, 2006 5:11:00 PM, Blogger anttyk said...

Uncle Spiller. Update lah... Going cold turkey now, no pics of hot semi-nude chicks to ogle. :P

 

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