The Lance(s)
Did anyone catch the ESPY awards over Astro recently? The show was hosted by Lance Armstrong. I used to like him, until he spoke something at the beginning of the show. Something like this:
"France actually made it to the World Cup finals. All of their players tested positive.. for being an asshole." *swing fist*
Wait, does french fries has anything to do with the French?
Yes, he fucking said that, in front of a big big audience. So fucking rude. right? I know you being accused on-drugs, but what does it got to do with football man?
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Lance Bass is gay!
Hehe, I betcha didn't know that, ditcha?
Don't you feel like you just been punk'd, heh?
And he's dating Amazing Race winner Reichen Lehmkuhl. What a surprise, bunch of idiots.
PS: I'll try to find the opening monologue of Lance Armstrong from YouTube.
PPS: Got the video. Check it out guys. Some of his jokes ain't funny at all.
8 Comments:
What nonsense you bringing to our attention Spiller?
No women beating news from Anfield these days? With the likes os Mssrs Pennant and Bellamy I thought the place would be awash with all manner of despicability :)
Wait till us play MU & Arsenal la, u'll see how they slap those bitches, i mean Coleen and Cheryl, and of coz, Christina Ronaldo..
macam macam ada...
Lance's american. What do you expect? They always get their facts wrong anyway.
Btw..do you know if i can get football miniatures in Malaysia? I collect liverpool players. Used to get them from Singapore. I'm looking to update my Robbie, from No 9 to 11. Cheers.
Fowler's wearing 9 again tralalalalalalala
geovanni: indeed..
lily: i'll try to scout for you. yeah.. the REAL God is back!
Lance Armstrong was hilarious from start to finish. You people just have a problem facing facts and finding the humor in them.
anon: yes, i agree some of his jokes were hilarious.
i just don't like the part where he condemned the French football team to being asshole.
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