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Thursday, July 27, 2006

The Lance(s)

Did anyone catch the ESPY awards over Astro recently? The show was hosted by Lance Armstrong. I used to like him, until he spoke something at the beginning of the show. Something like this:

"France actually made it to the World Cup finals. All of their players tested positive.. for being an asshole." *swing fist*

Wait, does french fries has anything to do with the French?

Yes, he fucking said that, in front of a big big audience. So fucking rude. right? I know you being accused on-drugs, but what does it got to do with football man?


On another note, if you are/were fan of 'N Sync, check this out:

They were huge, back then.

Lance Bass is gay!

Hehe, I betcha didn't know that, ditcha?

Don't you feel like you just been punk'd, heh?

And he's dating Amazing Race winner Reichen Lehmkuhl. What a surprise, bunch of idiots.

PS: I'll try to find the opening monologue of Lance Armstrong from YouTube.

PPS: Got the video. Check it out guys. Some of his jokes ain't funny at all.


At Friday, July 28, 2006 9:55:00 AM, Blogger Keropok said...

What nonsense you bringing to our attention Spiller?

No women beating news from Anfield these days? With the likes os Mssrs Pennant and Bellamy I thought the place would be awash with all manner of despicability :)

At Friday, July 28, 2006 11:21:00 AM, Blogger spiller said...

Wait till us play MU & Arsenal la, u'll see how they slap those bitches, i mean Coleen and Cheryl, and of coz, Christina Ronaldo..

At Saturday, July 29, 2006 4:29:00 PM, Blogger geovanni said...

macam macam ada...

At Sunday, July 30, 2006 10:20:00 PM, Blogger lilyliverbird said...

Lance's american. What do you expect? They always get their facts wrong anyway. you know if i can get football miniatures in Malaysia? I collect liverpool players. Used to get them from Singapore. I'm looking to update my Robbie, from No 9 to 11. Cheers.

At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:05:00 PM, Blogger lilyliverbird said...

Fowler's wearing 9 again tralalalalalalala

At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:21:00 PM, Blogger spiller said...

geovanni: indeed..

lily: i'll try to scout for you. yeah.. the REAL God is back!

At Thursday, August 03, 2006 3:59:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lance Armstrong was hilarious from start to finish. You people just have a problem facing facts and finding the humor in them.

At Thursday, August 03, 2006 4:09:00 PM, Blogger spiller said...

anon: yes, i agree some of his jokes were hilarious.

i just don't like the part where he condemned the French football team to being asshole.


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